1. Why did Tommy put the new calendar in the refrigerator?   Because he wanted to start off the year in a cool way.
  2. How do you make antifreeze?  You put ice cubes in her sleeping bag.
  3. What is faster, heat or cold?  Cold silly, its easy to catch cold.
  4. Why do birds fly south for the winter?  Because its to far to walk.
  5. What did the father snowman say to the son snowman when the got in the car? Don’t turn on the heater.