- Why did Tommy put the new calendar in the refrigerator? Because he wanted to start off the year in a cool way.
- How do you make antifreeze? You put ice cubes in her sleeping bag.
- What is faster, heat or cold? Cold silly, its easy to catch cold.
- Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because its to far to walk.
- What did the father snowman say to the son snowman when the got in the car? Don’t turn on the heater.